These tickets are going to be SUPER easy to win, just answer one of the following questions below to receive free passes for a special sneak screening at

Movies at the Falls, Miami, FL March 11, 7:30 pm.

Question One:   What is the craziest thing you ever witnessed at a wedding?

or

Question Two:  Which farm animal should never get Viagra?

Send your answers to contest@iratefilms.com

There will be more ways to win coming next week.  Stay tuned to iratefilms for more info . . .

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Swift thought:  At first I thought, oh, wonderful a whimsical romantic comedy, gag, puke, hurl, but then I watched the trailer – looks pretty funny, I mean Forest Whitaker vs. Carlos Mencia – maybe he will go all Last King of Scotland on everyone?  Hey, a Rick Swift can dream, can’t he?  Still, it looks pretty funny.  And, if you are in the Miami area, you get to see it for free, so send in your answers and enjoy Our Family Wedding.

“The Harder the Life, the Sweeter the Song”

Come to Tate’s Comics Saturday, January 30, 2010 to get your hands on some free movie passes for Miami/Fort Lauderdale theaters!

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I won’t even make you compete in some contest or register on the site . . . this time anyway.  All I ask is that you spread the word about who hooked you up and become a fan if you like our site.  We are little, but we are ruthless!

“The last time God lost faith in man, he sent a flood, this time, he sent angels” – and ZOMG, God is pissed!

Should humanity be allowed to survive?

Tell us why EWE think humanity deserves to live, it can be anything, even a link for you ultra lazy types.  If we like it here at iratefilms, we will hook you up with free passes for the South Florida region.  If we don’t like it, we will forward your response to God, or as we like to call her the Action Flick Chick, and she will have to decide your pathetic fate.

Passes will be good for Monday – Thursday screenings only and will start Feb 1, 2010; we will run out soon.

Also, if you are too dense to figure out how to contact us, that doesn’t bode well for humanity now. . . does it?

Or . . .  contact us here: iratefilms@gmail.com or via Facebook or Twitter!  We LOVE Twitter, pretty sure God does too.

So far, here is what we got to pray God doesn’t 86 the whole lot of us.  I am thinking we are boned people.

TG says, “Humanity must survive to defend Earth from the alien invasion. Oh ya.. it is coming.. just you wait!”

Stan the man says, “I think 1/3 might be worth saving… the rest can be forgotten.”

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Free tickets?

We got ‘em – just check out the trailer below and then comment on your best, or worst, stepfather story.  You post a comment, we send you tickets, how awesome are we?  Sorry, we are all out, thanks for all our new fans for jumping on this offer.  The review will be up soon; please post your comments on the review.

Hurry, we have a limited supply and all our tickets are only good for Miami/Fort Lauderdale area from Monday October 19 – Thursday October 22 2009.  Don’t make us beat you like a . . . nah, that is too cliche.

Releases: December 18th, 2009 – to an imagination near you . . .

A SPECIAL FATHER’S DAY TREAT FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY:

ON FATHER’S DAY
EXCLUSIVELY IN 3-D

Detailed theatre information and showtimes for the sneak previews of “ICE AGE: DAWN OF THE DINOSAURS” are available at http://www.iceagemovie.com/sneak, or check your local listings.

LOS ANGELES, June 18, 2000 __ Families throughout the U.S. will have a special opportunity to check out the upcoming CGI-animated family comedy, “ICE AGE: DAWN OF THE DINOSAURS,” at sneak previews held on Father’s Day, Sunday, June 21, in 330 theatres across the country, exclusively in 3-D.

The sub-zero heroes from the worldwide blockbusters “Ice Age” and “Ice Age: The Meltdown” are back, in an incredible 3-D adventure. This time, they break through the ice to discover a whole new pre-historic world of dinosaurs. Manny prepares to face a new challenge – fatherhood – leaving Sid to feel left out of his friend’s growing family. Determined to start a family of his own, Sid discovers three enormous eggs and decides to adopt the baby dinosaurs that soon hatch. ICE AGE: DAWN OF THE DINOSAURS has everything audiences loved about the first two films, but with even more comedy, action, fun, and spectacular visuals.

“ICE AGE DAWN OF THE DINOSAURS” opens wide everywhere Wednesday, July 1, 2009 and features the voices of Ray Romano, John Leguizamo, Denis Leary, Simon Pegg, and Queen Latifah. Directed by Carlos Saldanha and co-directed by Michael Thurmeier, the CGI animated family comedy was produced by Lori Forte and John C. Donkin and written by Michael Berg & Peter Ackerman and Mike Reiss and Yoni Brenner from a story by Jason Carter Eaton.