Finally, there is an answer to ALL of your problems! GUM! Specifically, Stride Gum.
Yes, I said it, Stride Gum, the answer to all of your current problems. Much like Tom Hanks said in You’ve Got Mail, The Godfather has an answer for every question. Stride Gum is like that too, think of a question, a challenge you are facing right now, Stride will provide . . . your answer.
Question – Should you hit the snooze button one more time?
Answer – As long as you have a stick of Spark Kinetic Berry – it’s got B+6 and B+12 vitamins! And that B pretty good!
Question – Was it five shots or six?
Answer -Who cares, you are packin’ Non Stop Mint – never need to reload . . . punk!
Question – How are you going to convince your whiny apprentice that even though he is the “chosen one” he still needs to pay his dues?
Answer – Show him that Whitemint is the only true gum to chew.
Question – Have you ever seen your neighbor dressed like Peter Pan drive his trash to the curb and beat the hell out of it with a stick?
Answer – Only on the nights you are chewing Uber Bubble . . . Klaus!
Question – What is the newest Stride Gum Flavor?
Answer – Mintacular - A groundbreaking chewing experience that fuses Shaun White’s skateboarding pizazz with mint flavor, the mellow grooves of Watermelon flavor and the second half of spectacular.
Check out the design team’s vision below:
Question – Was this post sponsored by Stride Gum?
Answer – Yes!